Description: You report to work, skipping all the way, to care for the health and wellness of dogs, cats, horses, cattle, and various exotic pets as veterinarian SUPERHERO! You are passionate about doing superhero veterinary work for amazing clients and savor the feeling of saving the day. Each. And. Every. Day.
A day in the life:
You communicate powerfully, often using references to Marvel/DC movies or motorsport analogies. Training is available in the analogy area.
You are disciplined, focused and professional. Like Bruce Wayne. With flair.
You’re a long-term thinker. You already have a plan to increase heart-worm awareness and clinic productivity without having to use Jedi-mind tricks.
You lead by example, encouraging support staff to catch up on lines from favorite movies. And also showing up for work on-time, with passion and excitement.
You love being a team member. Avengers, or Justice League, you’re just excited to have Wonderwoman in the exam room with you while Thor is running lab work.
And you like Star Wars and 80s references. Duh.
You probably should be able to lift 50lbs or more, for the time that crazy-calver cow comes in. Cody Creel would be impressed at your bovine prowess.
Our level of cleanliness is inversely related to that of famous TV veterinarians. You can eat off our floors without boosting your immune system first. Just sayin.
The Finer Print:
Opportunity for partnership is available. After you win the gauntlet.
You saw Avengers Infinity War.
You have a D.V.M. and common sense. And a sense of humor.
Final thoughts and closing remarks: In all seriousness, we have a wonderful opportunity for you! Our team, our culture, our technology and our clientele are the best. We live in a small, family-oriented community with great values. We are a three doctor mixed animal practice. We like to work hard, and play hard. Family and taking care of others like they’re our family is how we roll. We’re so excited to grow into the future with you!
Additional Salary Information: paid in installments...over time...depending on qualifications...of course